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PHP Chat Page

In the photographs of Star Trek parties in Paris, hidden URL's were found for webpages that contain clues, which in turn lead to the PHP Chat Page where a chat log in various languages can be found between five users.

Speculated user identities (via whois lookups on .eu domains):

PHP user Reg Name Pseudo. Language Email Web
PHPChatUser1 Hori Kei (O) Japanese (horikei1234@gmail.com) 0101001101101001.jp
PHPChatUser2 Camille Dupont (Ca) French (cdupont969@googlemail.com) 0100001101100001.eu
PHPChatUser3 Albert Stein (Al) German (albertstein160@googlemail.com) 0100000101101100.eu
PHPChatUser4 Ferdinand Franco (Fe) Spanish (ffranco649@googlemail.com) 0100011001100101.eu
PHPChatUser5 (Si?) English 01001111.com?

Potential twitter accounts:

With the help of the Unfiction forum users and Google language tools, this is a possible translation of the chatter that has been produced:

PHPChat, original text

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PHPChat, English translation

1: Test, test, test, test. Am I early? Anyone here?
1 has disconnected
2: Intersection of Rue de la Fédération and Rue de Presles.
2 has disconnected
3: Kloidn*&%$)#mns
3: *******?
3: ??????
3: *^*&!!!!!!!
4: Use the keyboard.
3: What do you think I'm doing? Are you "Fe"?
4: Yes. Who else would I be?
3: Nobody. It doesn't work. Great plan.
4: It was Karnis' idea.
3: "Fe's" idea. And yeah, he didn't think about it.
1: Hello?
4: Looks like him.
3: Are you okay, kid?
1: I think so. What, didn't you find it? [Me, and I did not feel I had my right.] And you didn't tell everyone.
4: Don't worry. I think it worked out. Good job.
3: Don't lie to him. He's not an idiot.
4: Shut up, Janus.
1: Where is Karnis? [Should you not be here?]
3: "Fe". Am I the only one who uses the pseudonym?
4: Also, it seems that he wrote on this site for some reason.
3: I haven't seen your special friend. We're wasting our time here.
5: Sorry I’m late. There was a problem.
4: Are you okay? How are you?
5: Yeah, it doesn’t matter. Glad to talk to everyone.
3: You're not speaking with everyone.
5: What?
1: I want to be Yarakashita. I don't know encryptions very well. Sorry.
5: No, no.
1: Maybe I'll try again. Guess that's my luck.
5: It’s okay. We’ll figure this out.
4: I don't think anything will help change that. We should ask someone.
3: Who exactly, then?
4: I don't know.
5: Didn’t “Ca” mention someone?
3: He's not here.
5: He hasn’t checked in?
3: What do you think I said?
4: I believe he was arrested.
1: [How can I keep it long? I'm better I went to see one of us? You?]
5: No. “Ca” was right, splitting up gives us our best shot.
1: [Would it be harder to catch us from it?]
5: We’ll worry about that if and when we have to.
4: We should expect "Ca" and he'll tell us what to do next.
3: It might already be too late for the next step, we may have missed out only chance! You have no idea what we're doing here!
5: Neither do you!!! Knock it off - I can get to you quickly. We don’t need you to lose control, again.
4: None of this is helping.
3: Slave.
1: Should I help him?
3: That's really funny!
5: He’ll be fine.
3: I'll leave if he doesn't come. Just to warn you. We've tried, but it didn't work - I've done my job.
4: And where are you going exactly?
3: Let me worry about that.
5: Just stay out of sight this time. I think we’ve been noticed, we didn’t clean up properly.
3: Do I take orders from you now? Just because when you were down in the salt and you knew what to do - when I almost lost my arm.
5: Your problem in the salt is that you gave up too quickly. Maybe if you spent some time figuring out the right trajectory.
3: That will not help.
5: Just try. We’ll meet back here in 2.
3: Yes, yes. I'm gone.
3 has disconnected
1: [I think you see that someone else - just wait.]
5: You sure?
4: How were they?
1: [Different. I went past.]
4: Relax, we all need to think about good things, and not act like frightened animals. Nobody reads our minds.
5: I’m working on the magnetic interference. Can you look at the frequency stuff?
1: Oh, yeah. I can work on it, [if you research a little.]
5: Good, we need a little more time.
1: [Still, I think?]
4: We will.
5: You know when to come back?
1: If you're needed, I'll contact you as soon as possible. Okay?
5: OK, stay hidden and safe
1: Good luck.
1 has disconnected
5: It was his very first run.
4: [He should have stopped coming to you.]
5: I hate feeling like this. We have to get it right, and fast.
4: It often works out like that.
4: Are you still there?
5: Yes, sorry. I’m here.
5: Thank you, Candir.
4: Take care, and let me know if you need me.
4 has disconnected
5 has disconnected

PHPChat #2, original text

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PHPChat #2, English translation

1: “Ca”?
1: Is somebody here? Please type something.
1: Don't wait around, input something here! Quickly!
3: Calm down, dude. I'm here, surprisingly. I think I've found the trajectory. Well, I'm close. Maybe I should ask "Ca".
1: "Fe" and I are working on the frequency now. But I lost contact to him. Is he okay?
3: You should relax and have fun with this thing! Take it as an opportunity. We are bigger and stronger than the others. Women will finally take notice of you. They must have noticed me by now.
1: Are you kidding? Nobody better notice us. They might arrest us and kill us. Even if I'm not tired right now, you're putting a lot of lives in danger, you just can't imagine it.
3: Try not to focus on it.
5: “Ca” is dead.
1: What? How do you know?
4: Just because he's not here doesn't mean he's dead.
1: If only I could find him! Can I go to his place? His tool is very important, I think, I should really go there.
5: There’s nothing to find. Except the device. He lost it, and now one of them has our only comm. unit! Why do you think he gave us its location? He is gone.
3: How can you pretend to know!
1: "Ca"? What should I do? Should I go there?
3: Her name is "O", you moron! How hard is it to remember these stupid codes? Are you a total idiot? Do you have a picture of your nasty mother next to your bed – I'm surprised that you don't wake up every night in your own urine.
1: No, you're wrong. I have a bad feeling, it was all a mistake! We should go home!
4: It's no longer ours.
5: There is NO going back! There is NO Federation to stop him, we MUST move on without “Ca”!! Their ONLY fighting chance is if we get this thing sent!!
3: Okay, nobody needs your yakety-yak. I’m doing this for Karnis. By the way, I am near the coordinates, we have to aim for it.
5: And I am on the magnetic field, we didn’t calibrate for interference.
4: I can send you some information on the frequency, where do I send it?
5: Hold it for now, it’s useless without getting Ca’s wave pattern.
4: We'll be fine. Providing good care.
3: Are we ready now?
5: I’ll post locations as I find the key fields. I’ll need you to go them exactly when I say.
3: Okay, it's done. Now everyone just does their job.
5: Pictures are tough here, but we must start sending each other the access points - @5. Not sure yet how to get Ca’s – but the input site will soon be live for all our fixes, hopefully generates something that works.
3: I hope they find me.
5: Don’t do anything stupid!
3 has disconnected
1: I should go now. I have to re-think everything.
5: Wait, we have to talk about how you’re handling this.
1 has disconnected
4: Do not worry. Not only worked well before, and I know that we can resolve these things together.
5: What does that mean?
4: Nothing, it's just that the idea of being left helpless with you sounds fun to me.
5: What?
4: Think about it and me.
5: Don’t do this, not now.
5 has disconnected
4 has disconnected

Twitter exchanges, original text

5: Here, start sending yours.
4: @PHPChatUser5 No tengo completado ya mi punto de acceso, pero esto no es la razón por la cual yo escribo.
4: @PHPChatUser5 . Lo que trato de decir es, "Si" no es el único que se está volviendo loco.
4: @PHPChatUser5 . Esto es por que yo estoy tan loco para decirte lo siguiente--
4: @PHPChatUser5 esto puedo ser el fin para nosotros, para todo, y tengo que saber que por lo menos yo te dije como me siento.
4: @PHPChatUser5 No hay nada para nosotros aquí o ahora.
4: @PHPChatUser5 Pero me di cuenta de que aunque tengamos una casa todavía,
4: @PHPChatUser5 aunque él no se haya vuelto loco y los perros le hayan perseguido, todavia no tendría nada.
4: @PHPChatUser5 Tú eras y eres mi única oportunidad para la alegría.
4: @PHPChatUser5 Creo tú te has sentido así alguna vez.
4: @PHPChatUser5 Si no me vendrías, te ruego, permiteme que te venga.
4: @PHPChatUser5 Dime dónde estás y yo estaré allí.

Twitter exchanges, English translation

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